otrdiena, 2011. gada 24. maijs

Artist: Holding Onto Hope lyrics


Song: Between Failure And Fraud lyrics

So Speak


I hear the words, I look away.



I hear your words, I turn and say.



Read My Lips



I'm done with it.



Read My Lips



I'm done with this.



I'm not as good as you think



Not as bad as you believe



There are better things



There are worse things



How can I look you in the eyes?



Then repeat, repeat! 



Where is truth behind a lying tongue?



How can grace come to a failing one?



I wonder around... aimlessly searching



But all that I've found is nothing is working.



You told me again, and over again.



But I won't hear you, I'll find my own way.





Read the lines between the lines



See the life behind these eyes.



We're all seeing through the lies your leading.



You are sinking in the ship your keeping.



You give me everything, I give you nothing in return



You give me everything, I give you nothing





I know and you know, I'm a Failure, I'm a Fraud.



Leave me to drown


pirmdiena, 2011. gada 23. maijs

The Mermaid Theory





In conclusion, The Mermaid Theory proves that a chick's hotness - as measured in units of how much you want to bone her - increases in direct proportion to the time exposed to her. (SEE ATTACHED FIGURE)


The theory draws its uniquely and incredibly creative nomenclature from the olden days, before airplanes made boats obsolete... not only as a mode of transportation but also as the preferred vehicle to have sex on.


Sailors and explorers on particularly long voyages found that manatees - those large blubbery water creatures - would magically morph into beautiful mermaids that said sailors wanted to knock flippers with. Thus, the legend of mermaids was born, straight out of the male mind's unfaltering desire to find something, anything, to stick it to.


For the modern male the theory translates as follows:No matter how hot or unhot a woman is, eventually you will want to sleep with her. The time it takes for this process to occur is the chick's "Mermaid Clock." It starts the first time you lay eyes on a chick* and stops ticking the instant you want to get your jam on.
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*probably her boobs, though dropping something on the floor to check out her butt is perfectly acceptable. If the latter, I recommend your cell phone because then you can snap a photo while you're down there – it's called "multitasking."
As an example, if you met Scarlett Johansson, her Mermaid Clock would be .00000001 seconds. She's hot and you would immediately want to inspect those two grapefruits she's strutting around with. Conversely, if you met a less attractive woman, her clock could last anywhere between a couple of hours (e.g. she's nearing 30) to a couple of years (e.g. she's nearing 35).


Questions:


1. Think of the ugliest girl you ever wanted to bone (when alcohol wasn't prominently involved). How long was her mermaid clock?


2. Can a woman be a mermaid to me but a manatee to all my bros?


3. Where does pregnancy fit in to the Mermaid Theory? Before answering, remember: breast feeding.

Kk bullshit !

Ziniet, man liekas, ka es šodien esmu sapratis ko tādu
no kā es visu laiku izvairījos un kas man likās nereāls.... 
To redzot, es domāju, ka drošvien atkal esmu
pa dienu izslēdzies pie datora, jo tas, tas nav reāli -
tāda lieta neeksistē, tāda lieta tikai tiek izdomāta lai
raksturotu dažādas citas lietas kuras ir grūti aprakstīt.... 
Man liekas, ka mani kaut kas ir caurdūris..

Bet šodien es biju savu pieņēmumu un viedokļu kara krustugunīs,
jo es savām acīm esmu redzējis pretējo.... un man liekas,
ka tas tagad mainīs manu ikdienu.... un ne tikai manu.

pirmdiena, 2011. gada 16. maijs

Hope and disturb

I have my exam after two days, but i don't feel like studying !
I have to meet my girl after 4 days and i'm looking for surprise to her.
I have to work after 5 days but i really do not wan't that !

I feel really miserable today...

Tomorrow i will go to have a haircut!

heh - this entry is really unimportant !

svētdiena, 2011. gada 15. maijs

again

THIS THE SECOND TIME I MAKE THIS BLOG _ BECAUSE IN FIRST TIME IT JUST DISAPPEARED AFTER  2 DAYS !